First Manned Mars Mission Launches
AP: Dateline Aug 5 8:38 AM PT:
In a surprise launch this morning, recluse billionaire Bob Hazy launched the first manned mission to Mars** in his Sonata16 launch vehicle, stating, "One small step for Bob, yeah, one small step for Bob."
Stay tuned for regular updates.
Update: 8:39 AM: Due to budgetary setbacks, the Mars destination has been reportedly replaced with Portland, Oregon.