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The Waffle House Virgin

As of this morning I was yet to be initiated into the southern religious waffle sect (though non-denominational) and baptized in the Lard God of breakfast: The Waffle House.


Repeat after me: "In the name of the Waffle, the ham, and the holy grits, I accept the Waffle House as the one true home of gratuitous caloric breakfast bliss, amen."


And so it was written, behold, this is the Waffle, and this is the butter, and this is the sacred syrup which sanctifies our tummy.


And so it shall be smothered, and covered, and chunked unto excess, for ever and ever, amen.


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Jade Hazy
Jade Hazy
20 Απρ 2021

Amen!

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Liz Phelan
Liz Phelan
20 Απρ 2021

Yum!!!!

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Melissa Patterson
Melissa Patterson
20 Απρ 2021

I remain a Waffle House virgin!

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Melissa Patterson
Melissa Patterson
20 Απρ 2021
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Bob Evans and I are practically engaged.

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Mark Chepelsky
Mark Chepelsky
20 Απρ 2021

Blessed are the Waffle Housers for they will inherit the statins.

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Bob Hazy
Bob Hazy
20 Απρ 2021
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Well played, my friend. AND... "Easier to pass through the eye of the needle if one does not over indulge at the Waffle House."

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Bob Hazy
Bob Hazy
20 Απρ 2021

In case there was any doubt:


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Άγνωστο μέλος
20 Απρ 2021
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I feel like barfing all over again. 🤢

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